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		<title>AAADD &#8211; Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Feb 2009 00:44:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan Monk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is how my life works. F irst I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the front verandah table that I brought up from the letter [...]]]></description>
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<p>irst I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice mail on the front verandah table that I brought up from the letter box earlier, just after the mailman had been there.</p>
<p>I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I put my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage bin beside the table, and notice that the bin is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.</p>
<p>But then I think, since I&#8217;m going to be near the post box when I take out the garbage anyway (and the mailman picks up the mail at noon), I may as well pay the bills first. So, I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My spare check book is in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to<br />
my desk where I find the can of Coke I&#8217;d been drinking earlier this morning.</p>
<p>I know I going to look for my check book, but first I need to push the Coke can aside so that I don&#8217;t accidentally knock it over. The Coke is warm, so I decide to put it in the refrigerator to make it cold again. As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke, a vase of flowers on the dining room table catches my eye &#8212; they need<br />
water.</p>
<p>I put the Coke on the dining room table and discover my reading glasses that I&#8217;ve been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I&#8217;m going to put more water in the flowers. I set the glasses back down on the table, go to the kitchen sink to get a jug and fill it with water and suddenly spot the TV remote on the window sill. Some one left it there.</p>
<p>I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I&#8217;ll be looking for the remote, but I won&#8217;t remember that it&#8217;s on the window sill, so I decide to put it back in the lounge room where it belongs, but first I&#8217;ll water the flowers. I pour some water in the jug, but spill some on the floor. So, I set the remote back on the kitchen bench, get some towels and wipe up the spill. Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.</p>
<p>At the end of the day: the car isn&#8217;t washed. the check&#8217;s aren&#8217;t written for the bills to be paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the dining room table, the flowers don&#8217;t have enough water, there is still only 1 check in my check book, I can&#8217;t find the remote, I can&#8217;t find my glasses, the garbage hasn&#8217;t been taken out and I don&#8217;t remember what I did with the car keys.</p>
<p>Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I&#8217;m really baffled because I know I was busy all day, and I&#8217;m really tired now.</p>
<p>I realize this is a serious problem, and I&#8217;ll try to get some help for it, but first I am going to check my e-mail.</p>
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